May 09, 2008
Next Tuesday, May 13, Swish is being released:
If you live in or around the New York area, I'd be honored if you joined me at 7:30 that evening for a reading at the Barnes & Noble on 6th Avenue and 8th Street (396 Avenue of the Americas).
I can't tell you yet which part(s) of the book I'll be reading, because I don't know yet which part(s) of the book I'll be reading, because I don't know yet whether or not my father will be in the audience.
And I'm just not sure that he's up for a prolonged discourse on the psychosocial dynamics of orgies.
P.S.: If there's anybody who is both computer-savvy and familiar with the workings of Movable Type, would you mind e-mailing me? I'm trying to solve a problem the solution to which may very well be "don't be a moron," but I'd still love some help.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 12:22 AM | Comments (8)
May 08, 2008
Apparently I had another talkative night after I went to sleep on Sunday. I have it on good authority that I said, "There's lots of twinkles. Twinkles in the individual sky."
A short time later, I said, "Stupid, stupider, stupidest."
E.S. points out that I now have titles for my next two books.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 09:12 PM | Comments (7)
May 02, 2008
Our dog A. has long been the light of my life, but in the fall and winter she seemed to be getting lonely, so we got her a friend, E.
Actually, I believe E. is A.'s great-great niece.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 12:27 PM | Comments (11)
April 23, 2008
Yesterday at the drug store I saw this king-sized candy bar:
It was delicious.
I mean, come on, what else is there to say? It's all already there.
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April 21, 2008
Undoubtedly, everyone on the web has already seen this (which I learned about from him) and by posting it now I am doing nothing but confirming my inadequacy as a human being.
Nonetheless:
Posted by Faustus, MD at 05:54 PM | Comments (16)
April 20, 2008
Someone sent this to me and I have absolutely no idea whatsoever why. I mean, I can't think of any two people at all in this kind of relationship. Can you?
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April 18, 2008
Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table.
I mean, I've done some kinky stuff in my time. But patio furniture?
Four times?
Posted by Faustus, MD at 10:46 PM | Comments (10)
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