June 27, 2007
One day, when I was twelve, my mother walked in on me masturbating to The Love Boat.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 02:51 AM
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1) richie ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.joelderfner.com/blog/nav-commenters.gif)
said (on 06/27/07 at 03:52 AM):
That only begs the question, what about The Love Boat caught your fancy. :) (Alas, I am too young to have actually watched an episode of TLB.)
2) crossoverman said (on 06/27/07 at 04:58 AM):
"Exciting and new... *come* aboard, we're expecting you!"
3) John said (on 06/27/07 at 07:16 AM):
Oh, god. Please tell me it wasn't Gopher in those little white shorts that got you all hot and bothered.
4) TED said (on 06/27/07 at 07:48 AM):
One can but pray that the episode in question was not one with Ethel Merman as a guest star.
5) David said (on 06/27/07 at 09:43 AM):
I'm going to guess it was Doc, as Bernie Kopell was clearly the stud of the ship.
6) Kevin said (on 06/27/07 at 03:25 PM):
I don't think they were literally telling you to "come aboard."
(New reader. Actor/director. Thought I'd take a look around. Hope you don't mind.)
7) tim said (on 06/27/07 at 11:33 PM):
OH. MY. GAWD.
8) adam875 said (on 06/28/07 at 04:03 AM):
Who was the guest star?
9) Faustus, M.D. said (on 06/28/07 at 07:29 AM):
John, TED, David, and adam875, alas, I remember neither the subject of my masturbatory fantasy nor the guest star. There are some memories over which the veil is better left unlifted.
10) Jeffrey said (on 06/28/07 at 01:03 PM):
It was Charo, wasn't it?
11) Andy said (on 06/30/07 at 12:39 PM):
alas, I remember neither the subject of my masturbatory fantasy nor the guest star
It's a safe bet it wasn't Charo.
12) The F-AF said (on 06/30/07 at 02:52 PM):
I can't believe that no one remembers Ted McGinley as photographer Ashley "Ace" Covington Evans.
Clearly, he was the object of your self-desire.
13) dan renzi said (on 07/ 1/07 at 08:08 PM):
I was once in a play where two men simulated sexual intercourse, whilst a female impersonator stood above them lip syncing Mariah Carey's "Hero."
I always considered that to be the gayest event in human history.
You choking your chicken to the erotic glory of The Love Boat...that trumps it in spades. Congratulations.
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