August 14, 2005

I’m very, very concerned.

Because E.S. and I just watched Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and for the first time in my life I did not want Ty Pennington to bend me over a carpentry table and ravish me.

No matter where this leads, it can’t be good.

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12 Responses to I’m very, very concerned. Because

  1. DykeOfFinland says:

    Oh dear, there’s nothing wrong with you. Ty is not that hot anyway.

  2. Logan says:

    I Tyed myself out a long time ago.

    The appeal just gradually fades.

  3. Chris says:

    Okay, baby, I love you, but Ty Pennington? No. Just no.

    As far as home renovation show carpenters go, might I recommend Andrew Dan-Jumbo as a more worthy lust object? Ty’s simply too hyperactive, irritating, and over-tanned.

  4. sam says:

    I think you always have to move on with TV personalities. Doesn’t he have his own line of products now at Sears or something? I mean,…

    Plus, there’s always Alistair Appleton from Cash in the Attic. His bio makes him sound very, very gay.

  5. Jenna says:

    You probably felt so ill after watching that godawful show you just weren’t in the mood. And, of coure, Ty is gross.

  6. David says:

    It’s simply because you have found life with E.S. so fulfilling. Therefore other men no longer have any appeal to you.


    Where did “Being Green” go? I so enjoyed your slavish gratitude for my consistent visits. Then I go away for one week and it’s gone.

  7. Jeff says:

    Are you feverish, perhaps?

    Although he doesn’t do much for me, I can understand the appeal: good at nailing things, handy with a drill….

  8. Jannah says:

    Relationships grows, maybe you have reached that comfort zone with E.S. and seeing other guys means seeing other guys. Without the burning desire to grab just any cute guy you see doesn’t mean you’re any less gay.

    Regards from Malaysia..

  9. Honey….I’ve been over Ty ever since I learned he could say more than five words and I wasn’t that impressed with what I heard….now Carter van Oosterhouse on the other hand….Hubba freakin’ hubba….

  10. Mush says:

    Ty’s a spas, but I think we’d all do him if it came right down to it. I mean, hello? CARPENTERS! Mmm, big strong carpenters.

    Rabies? Maybe you’ve got rabies so your sex drive’s off?

    I mean, you could be in love, but love shouldn’t affect your TV crushes should it?


  11. perry says:

    Ty is definitely way hotter with the mute botton on and Tangerine Dream playing.

  12. kim says:

    hmm its ok with how you feel. ive only just noticed that extreme makeover exists, so ive only just started liking Ty. i’ll be over him in no time..but he does have a HOT body and he is pretty cute..and hes strong…but hey opinions.


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