Two Alabama game wardens have devised a smoking send-off for avid hunters and gun enthusiasts: For a small fee, the pair will turn cremated ashes into ammunition that the deceased’s loved ones can fire at will.
At first glance this seems hideous but, to be completely honest, once I read the article I found the whole thing kind of touching.
I would still rather toss the ashes off the roof of a building onto unsuspecting passersby below. Not so much for their knowledge, but for my own amusement.
Obviously the thing to do is to shoot the passersby.