I spent a significant amount of time today at the first birthday party of a child whose parents are Republicans. There was no chocolate.
Congratulations – you just described my vision of hell.
Correlation or causation? I think the answer is clear.
What? No chocolates? What kind of host are they?
Obviously, chocolate means the terrorists are winning. Where’s your patriotism, man?
hopefully they did not open their mouths and show what idiots they really are.
I pity the poor child growing up in a repressed environment.
reminds me of the song from the show “south pacific” (“carefully taught”).
You know, actually, I’m okay with Republican parents, because it’s abundantly clear to me that the most talented people had fucked up childhoods.
Oh, there was chocolate, my friend. Be sure of that. Republicans just aren’t too keen on the notion of sharing.
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