The Search for Love in Manhattan

April 14, 2008

It's taken me a week to write this entry. Or, rather, it's taken me a week to write a version of this entry that I can post without fear of shooting myself in the foot in some horrible way that will ruin my life and make me want to kill myself.

Because last week my [long and fascinating but dangerous-in-the-wrong-hands passage redacted] never go to Iceland again, or else.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:01 PM

Comments

1) TED said (on 04/16/08 at 12:26 AM):

I can't even begin to imagine how painful it must be to be rejected by the fjords.

2) TED said (on 04/16/08 at 12:41 AM):

I can't even begin to imagine how painful it must be to be rejected by the fjords.

3) Jeffrey said (on 04/16/08 at 10:01 AM):

I can't think about Iceland without thinking, oddly, of the Swedish Chef yelling, "Björk Björk Björk!" I didn't say it made sense.

4) birdoparadise said (on 04/16/08 at 03:49 PM):

The Reykjavik underground gives me the chills.

5) David said (on 04/16/08 at 05:45 PM):

Noted.

6) Convivia said (on 04/16/08 at 08:49 PM):

Now I am hesitant about going to Iceland for the first time.

In the old days, there would have been an orgy in this post somewhere.

7) Faustus, M.D. said (on 04/16/08 at 09:04 PM):

TED: No, I suspect you can't.

Jeffrey: Is he hitting you over the head with a pan while he yells?

birdoparadise: I've never been on the Reykjavik underground, but merely writing this sentence is giving me the chills.

David: Excellent.

Convivia: There is.

8) mkf said (on 04/19/08 at 04:14 AM):

wanna hear something funny?

i had come back to apologize for my previous comment to this post (intending to explain that i had been feeling a little dog-eat-dog that morning), only to find that either my past sins had been magically washed away, or, more likely, the post to which i refer must exist in some parallel dimension to which i no longer have access.

isn't that hilarious? [of course, you have no idea what i'm talking about, but that other faustus does.]

9) Faustus, M.D. said (on 04/19/08 at 07:42 AM):

mkf: If you ask in the right way I can get you into the parallel dimension. I'm not sure I can get you back again, but then again Faustus is much sexier there so it's kind of in my interest to keep you from returning.

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