September 6, 2006

Why, oh, why don’t the Armor of God Pyjamas come in my size?


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15 Responses to Why, oh, why don’t the Armor of God Pyjamas come in my size

  1. Tom says:

    You don’t think you could fit in the boys large? Make it work!

  2. Paul says:

    Whoa. I gotta check that out! What’s that?

  3. Chris says:

    ur supposed to be a twink. surely you can fit into the size 8s. or maybe you’re too FAT??? yes, i said ‘FAT???’! 😛

  4. campbell says:

    I bet you could knit yourself a pair if you really wanted.

  5. Signalite says:

    I love how it seems as though the top of their site is eerily smoking. Do I smell brimstone?

  6. Chris Allen says:

    oy vey

  7. ubermensch says:

    Because you’re a Jew.

  8. John says:

    And look! They’re based in Florida. What are the odds?

  9. Schorsch says:

    My first thought when I followed the link: Are there any sane people left in this country?

  10. David says:

    Because God doesn’t love you.

  11. copperred says:

    Because your statuesque figure was never built for such depravity.

  12. Sin says:

    Obviously you need to stop buying M&Ms from the little children on the street, and then you may be able to fit into them. Bit if not, don’t lose hope! The Armor of God (TM) Blanket is still available.

  13. Pam says:

    You could make your own ?

  14. anne marie in philly says:

    sweet jesus, what the fuck are these idiots DOING?

    but look at where they are located – FLORIDA!

    does everybody down there have shit for brains?

    this is another example of why this country is going to hell.

  15. bonnie says:

    I will wager a Gideon bible that the little girl wears Wholesomewear when she goes to the beach.


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