Why, oh, why don’t the Armor of God Pyjamas come in my size?
You don’t think you could fit in the boys large? Make it work!
Whoa. I gotta check that out! What’s that?
ur supposed to be a twink. surely you can fit into the size 8s. or maybe you’re too FAT??? yes, i said ‘FAT???’! 😛
I bet you could knit yourself a pair if you really wanted.
I love how it seems as though the top of their site is eerily smoking. Do I smell brimstone?
Because you’re a Jew.
And look! They’re based in Florida. What are the odds?
My first thought when I followed the link: Are there any sane people left in this country?
Because God doesn’t love you.
Because your statuesque figure was never built for such depravity.
Obviously you need to stop buying M&Ms from the little children on the street, and then you may be able to fit into them. Bit if not, don’t lose hope! The Armor of God (TM) Blanket is still available.
You could make your own ?
sweet jesus, what the fuck are these idiots DOING?
but look at where they are located – FLORIDA!
does everybody down there have shit for brains?
this is another example of why this country is going to hell.
I will wager a Gideon bible that the little girl wears Wholesomewear when she goes to the beach.
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