November 3, 2003

This is David officially announcing that, in the spirit of Faustus

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9 Responses to This is David officially announcing

  1. Crash says:

    I’m sure Melissa has gotten old and fat, while you have remained young and pretty.

  2. tim says:

    You should find out where Melissa is and call her and ask her, “Do you remember when you were young, pretty, and thin?”

  3. Convivia says:

    Actually, I suspect that Melissa is now scarily gaunt, with those parentheses around her sour, over-lipsticked mouth.

    Also, her hair is stringy.

  4. Wayne says:

    I… I love Tori…

    I’d bitch slap Melissa and set her nose hair no fire.

  5. David says:

    Crash: Not pretty and thin enough for a full erotic dream, I see. Heh.

  6. David says:

    Tim: I forget her last name, but that is a good idea. Perhaps you could help by obtaining a list of every Melissa who ever went to Eastern Junior High School and making a few calls for me.

  7. David says:

    Convivia: You are no doubt correct. Her hair was stringy even then.

  8. David says:

    Wayne: As evidenced by our eerily parallel lives, love for Tori translates into love for me. Therefore, grab your Zippo and get cracking.

  9. Wayne says:

    Zippo? Honey, I don’t smoke. 🙂


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