This is David officially announcing that, in the spirit of Faustus
I’m sure Melissa has gotten old and fat, while you have remained young and pretty.
You should find out where Melissa is and call her and ask her, “Do you remember when you were young, pretty, and thin?”
Actually, I suspect that Melissa is now scarily gaunt, with those parentheses around her sour, over-lipsticked mouth.
Also, her hair is stringy.
I… I love Tori…
I’d bitch slap Melissa and set her nose hair no fire.
Crash: Not pretty and thin enough for a full erotic dream, I see. Heh.
Tim: I forget her last name, but that is a good idea. Perhaps you could help by obtaining a list of every Melissa who ever went to Eastern Junior High School and making a few calls for me.
Convivia: You are no doubt correct. Her hair was stringy even then.
Wayne: As evidenced by our eerily parallel lives, love for Tori translates into love for me. Therefore, grab your Zippo and get cracking.
Zippo? Honey, I don’t smoke. 🙂
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