October 05, 2003
Herr Doktor has got a new couch. To be delivered in 4 to 6 weeks of course. But for himself to lie on.
If I talk to myself on the couch does that make me crazy? If I do it long enough do I get sane?
Herr Doktor: So, self, what made you wait so long to replace the old couch?
Self: It was still good!
HD: That's ridiculous. It was threadbare and smelly.
Self: Don't say that! I liked that couch. It went through a lot with me.
HD: A lot of you went through it. A lot of a lot of things went through it. It was old and smelly.
Self: Yeah! That's right. I got laid on that couch, it has good proportions. I recovered from surgery on that couch, I watched hundreds of movies on that couch. I feel attached to it, leave me alone.
HD: Some magic will go out of your life when it goes?
Self: Fuck you. Why do you have to have some lesson for everything? Why do you have to take everything so seriously?
HD: This work is about you, not me.
Self: WHAT?!?
Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:40 PM
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Comments
1) D.R. said (on 10/ 6/03 at 09:05 AM):
Herr Doktor and Self are bickering like an old married couple.
2) sam said (on 10/ 6/03 at 11:35 AM):
Did you really just reveal that you got laid on a couch that your patients use? Or did I read that incorrectly?
3) Wayne said (on 10/ 6/03 at 12:02 PM):
"The Odd Couple"
yep.
4) Faustus, M.D. said (on 10/ 6/03 at 12:15 PM):
Sam, I could be wrong, but I believe Herr Doktor was talking about a couch in his home rather than in his office.
Just in case, though, I'll make sure to sit on the floor in the future.
5) self said (on 10/ 6/03 at 09:23 PM):
Home, not office. But you never know what's happened on the floor.
6) Adam807 said (on 10/ 7/03 at 08:02 AM):
Talking to oneself doesn't make one crazy.
But talking about yourself in the third person just might...
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