1. Whenever anybody does me the honor of linking to my blog, I try to return the compliment. However, lately I’ve been a little bit scatterbrained (by “lately” I mean “for the last 24 years”) and, though I’ve tried to keep up, I may have missed somebody. So if your blog links to mine and I haven’t added a link to yours yet, please let me know and I’ll rectify the situation posthaste.
2. If you live in or around New York City, you should come to my show tomorrow night (Tuesday, April 22) at 8:00. This is, for the moment at least, the last performance, so if you miss it you’ll kick yourself later.
Where: Upstairs@Red, 356 West 44th Street between 8th and 9th
How Much: $15 cover + 2 drink minimum or $35 prix fixe dinner and show
Tickets: Call SmartTix at 212.868.4444 or go here.
3. After we close, I intend to begin implementing my plans for world domination. If you’re not with me, you’re against me.