Tonight I saw Margaret Cho’s new movie, The Notorious C.H.O. Aside from being hysterically funny, she summed up my existential crisis in one sentence:
“I don’t know if I’m a bottom because it turns me on, or if I’m a bottom because I’m lazy.”
In my case, I’d say it’s 50/50 at the absolute best.
Though perhaps I shouldn’t be so optimistic.
so you’re not a Bossy Bottom?
Ugh! Bossy bottoms are the worst! I’m really not one, I swear. I’m a Lay-There bottom, just like you! Bossiness is for the real world, not the bedroom.
Sadly enough, I linked to this page from a friend’s page, and I read the entire thing…archives included…while at work. Good page, funny. By the way, it figures you’re a bottom (had to keep it in context), and I think it’s because you like it. It doesn’t seem like you’re lazy, maybe you just like being victim to the world? 🙂
bottoms do rule the world. it’s like the hand that rocks the cradle. it’s lonely at the top.
just found your page and it made my favs pretty damn quick. sweet!
Hello, my name is Mel and I am a bottom! Bottoms DO rule! But I have to say it’s just as lonely at the bottom…Is there some middle ground? Tee-hee… Keep us laughing Faustus, MD