Tonight I saw Margaret Cho’s new movie, The Notorious C.H.O. Aside from being hysterically funny, she summed up my existential crisis in one sentence:
“I don’t know if I’m a bottom because it turns me on, or if I’m a bottom because I’m lazy.”
In my case, I’d say it’s 50/50 at the absolute best.
Though perhaps I shouldn’t be so optimistic.