April 2, 2008

I’m taking down my amazon.com wish list. This is all I want anybody ever to give me.

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9 Responses to I’m taking down my amazon

  1. David says:

    I didn’t read too far down the page yet, but don’t they have to be Christian babies for your ultimate satisfaction?

  2. Christian babies are of course the best, but other kinds will do in a pinch. Like, better a non-Christian baby than no baby at all.

  3. initials says:

    That page has absolutely no right to be as funny as it is. Elizabeth Bathroy, founder, indeed! At least I know where I can source my liquid vitality in the distant future! 😉

  4. Jeffrey says:

    Are you sure? I hear it goes straight to your hips and ass.

    (What do you want to bet their legal representation is with Wolfram & Hart?)

  5. bob says:

    They’re okay, but you can get it cheaper in Washington D.C. Remember to ask for the Rove/Cheyney sampler.

  6. John says:

    Sorry, but if it isn’t available for Amazon Prime shipment… .

  7. bill gates says:

    bob, you’re killing me. But then so are Rove and Cheney.

  8. bill gates says:

    I just read your entry for 7/22/04, Faustus Makes a Telephone Call. Hi*lar*ious. But you should stop pissing away your talent in a blog and write either more books or for Jon Stewart.

  9. Amber says:

    That was disturbing in so many ways…


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