April 02, 2008

I'm taking down my amazon.com wish list. This is all I want anybody ever to give me.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 10:15 PM

Comments

1) David said (on 04/ 2/08 at 10:44 PM):

I didn't read too far down the page yet, but don't they have to be Christian babies for your ultimate satisfaction?

2) Faustus, M.D. said (on 04/ 3/08 at 07:57 AM):

Christian babies are of course the best, but other kinds will do in a pinch. Like, better a non-Christian baby than no baby at all.

3) initials said (on 04/ 3/08 at 10:49 AM):

That page has absolutely no right to be as funny as it is. Elizabeth Bathroy, founder, indeed! At least I know where I can source my liquid vitality in the distant future! ;-)

4) Jeffrey said (on 04/ 3/08 at 11:34 AM):

Are you sure? I hear it goes straight to your hips and ass.

(What do you want to bet their legal representation is with Wolfram & Hart?)

5) bob said (on 04/ 3/08 at 01:43 PM):

They're okay, but you can get it cheaper in Washington D.C. Remember to ask for the Rove/Cheyney sampler.

6) John said (on 04/ 3/08 at 03:45 PM):

Sorry, but if it isn't available for Amazon Prime shipment... .

7) bill gates said (on 04/ 3/08 at 05:21 PM):

bob, you're killing me. But then so are Rove and Cheney.

8) bill gates said (on 04/ 3/08 at 06:00 PM):

I just read your entry for 7/22/04, Faustus Makes a Telephone Call. Hi*lar*ious. But you should stop pissing away your talent in a blog and write either more books or for Jon Stewart.