Last night chez Faustus, after our dog A. emitted some cute huffling noises in her sleep:
FAUSTUS: I love the way our dog snores.
E.S.: Why, because she reminds you of yourself?
FAUSTUS: …
E.S.: Was that not what you meant?
December 20, 2007
Bookmark the permalink.
On the plus side, now that you’re single again, you’ll have a lot more to write about.
Ain’t love grand?
And then you didn’t have sex.
Obviously, the only solution is to remind him of his similarities to some OTHER noises your dog can make.
Merry Xmas !
Yes, I must endure such insolence, as well. Familiarity breeds contempt, and our men are all too familiar with us, it seems!
I love how you maintain your dog’s anonymity with an initial.