October 4, 2005

The FedEx plane did not crash. I await DriveSavers’ astronomical bill and my data.

In the meantime, everyone should go watch a new version of the preview for The Shining.

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10 Responses to The FedEx plane did not

  1. adrienne says:

    I pity the poor soul who goes to see The Shining based on that preview…

  2. Mush says:

    Good job, FexEx plane that did not crash. We’re soooooo proud!

  3. Ruby says:

    Well, I’m happy that it didn’t crash and obviously disappointed that you didn’t check out that other place.

    Oh well, maybe the FedEx guy will turn out to be cute, right?

  4. Chris says:

    I’m glad you saved you data.

    A hard drive crash isn’t the worst thing in the world. Life could have been worse; imagine if you had, like, suddenly grown a vagina! :-O!

  5. David says:

    Saw the preview earlier. Genius.

  6. michelle says:

    I suddenly grew a vagina. Then I was mercilessly thrust out of a vagina.

    Count yourself lucky, Faustus.

  7. Ruby says:

    Yeah, I regret having one.
    My brother twin brother (who is gay) and my mom always used to tell me “all the great guys are either dead, married or gay”.

    I’m going with gay.
    Name one guy who is straight and great.
    Other than Bono.

  8. Joe Clark says:

    Don’t be making jokes about FedEx planes crashing. One did exactly that on the Winnipeg-to-Thunder Bay route this week, killing the pilot.

  9. Beltane says:

    I kept cringing during the trailer, waiting for a scream and the Ax thing or some bloody scene of the girls.

    When it was over, I was laughing my ass off. Brilliant!

  10. Joe R says:

    Kubrick’s version of “The Shining” sucks. The SciFi channel has a much longer and much better one that they show from time to time. Neither does justice to the book which has some of Stephen King’s best terror on every page.


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