September 29, 2005

My hard drive is still totally in limbo–hence the dearth of postings lately–but I had to duck into a copy shop and pay the exhorbitant computer-use fee to reveal that, after a conversation with my friend A.N., I have the best drag name ever.

It’s Ann Hedonia.

Next time you see me, I’ll be singing a concert of break-up songs in a dress made out of a burlap sack.

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10 Responses to My hard drive is still

  1. anapestic says:

    Does that mean that you’re saving “Hail, Fredonia” for the encore?

  2. Mushlette says:


  3. matt says:

    Lauren, you must live an exciting life…

  4. matt says:

    Will there be dancing?

  5. No drums? No Carmen Miranda-esque accoutrements?

  6. Uncle Zoloft says:

    Coming from Charleston you must end the program with The Blue Danube. One must give a nod to one’s heritage.

    Now, would someone please get me a Brandy Alexander or a Mint Julep.

  7. Rikki Lee says:

    I was always partial to Esther Vaganza. Good luck Ms. Hedonia

  8. Brian says:

    I’m too stupid for your blog, Faustus. I had to consult a dictionary.

  9. Jeffrey says:

    I had to look it up as well, but a day in which I have to consult a dictionary is always so much more fulfilling.

  10. birdfarm says:

    Jeffrey, you must lead an exciting life….


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