The Search for Love in Manhattan

May 06, 2003

N.B.: This is my second post of two today.

On Sunday, May 18, the gay cheerleading squad will be cheering for everybody who walks in the New York AIDS Walk to benefit Gay Men's Health Crisis. Though we won't be walking ourselves, we will be cheering our asses off, and so the organizers have said that we can get people to sponsor us.

So: if you are interested in sponsoring me for the AIDS Walk, e-mail me and let me know. I would like to promise you, in return, a photo of me doing a back handspring at the event, but since I still don't quite have control of my back handsprings perhaps I can just say that I hope to send those who sponsor me photos of me doing a back handspring at the event.

Unless you pledge a lot of money, in which case you get sex with me.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:56 PM

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1) Nick said (on 05/ 7/03 at 01:40 AM):

Consider this a request for further definition of "a lot of money."

Also, whatever that amount is, consider it pledged. :)

2) tim said (on 05/ 7/03 at 09:53 AM):

I didn't know that AIDS Walk NY was taking a stab at pimping?!?!??!

3) Faustus, M.D. said (on 05/ 7/03 at 12:30 PM):

Nick, at first, given my general willingness to give it up, I was going to set "a lot of money" at, like, a dollar. But now that you've pledged in advance, let's call it $100.

We've all got to do our part, after all.

4) Mike Benedetto said (on 05/ 7/03 at 01:23 PM):


"Hello, I'd like to pledge ten thousand dollars to get Faustus to put out."

D'oh! Why did I register with InstaTrace?

Sign me up for somewhat less than a lot. (Can I get a special rate?)


5) dd said (on 05/ 7/03 at 07:00 PM):

I wonder.. if I, a female, would offer you lots of money... would you put out for me too? ;)
bah, being in Canada would negate that possibility in any case so you're safe! :)

I hope you make lots of money for the cause!

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