June 4, 2002

On Sunday I had sex with a Scottish guy who kept using the word “pussy.” As in, “Show me your pussy, boy.” Or, “I’m gonna fuck that pussy.”

By the time we were done, he had said “pussy” 47 times. I counted.

Do they not teach basic anatomy in Scotland?

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2 Responses to On Sunday I had sex

  1. bj says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwww!
    I HATE when they do that!

  2. Convivia says:

    The deep-fried Mars Bars may have affected their brains in some very profound way.

    Either that, or he was saying something completely different. I have a sneaking suspicion I didn’t understand 90% of the dialogue in “Trainspotting,” for example.

    Big kiss.

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