May 18, 2007
With a great deal of concentrated effort, I have managed to translate most of the hieroglyphs in the ancient Egyptian final exam I posted a couple weeks ago. Here's what I have so far.
"Please let me _____ your _____," he begged, lost in lust. "I need your young stud _____ so bad, please give it to me." I was only too happy to oblige. I ______ all ___ inches down his throat, mercilessly _______(ing) his face, my low-hanging _____ slapping his chin. 'Officer, you sure do know your way around a _______,' I moaned as his tongue ________ all over my _____, sucking gently on the head and ____________________ as his hands plied my heavy _______."
I'm having a little trouble with the blanks; I think I need to get a more comprehensive dictionary.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:46 AM
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Comments
1) signalite said (on 05/18/07 at 12:17 PM):
I love Ancient Egyptian Mad Libs.
2) LaunderLust said (on 05/18/07 at 12:26 PM):
Oh, I get it! The dreaded ancient Egyption HEIROGLIBS!
3) LaunderLust said (on 05/18/07 at 12:32 PM):
Ok, so before you block my comments forever, please accept my apology for misspelling "Egyptian." And I meant "HIEROGLIBS." This is the LAST blog on which I'd ever want to make these types of mistakes. . . .
4) Teddy said (on 05/18/07 at 01:29 PM):
I applaud your diligence, Faustus. It must originally have seemed cruel for your professor to give you an inscription written from the top perspective, but the purpose of education, after all, is to expand the mind.
5) eric said (on 05/18/07 at 02:06 PM):
Is Michael Lucas Egpytian? And also from the BC era?
6) Jeff said (on 05/18/07 at 02:18 PM):
First timer to your blog, looking forward to reading much more. Reading Joe.my.God and want to say thanks for smacking the Phelps cult!
Ciao.
7) Chuck said (on 05/18/07 at 02:24 PM):
suck
cock
dick
shoved
nine
pounding
nuts
cock
licked
pecker
grooooooooaning
asscheeksSeemed way too easy. Was this a trick quiz?
8) lee said (on 05/18/07 at 10:12 PM):
No, no Chuck. Remember, Egyptian is usually read from top to bottom and left to right. Fill in the blanks that way and it would say, "Please let me cock your pounding," which would make just no sense at all. But if Faustus is the top, the world must have lost its magnetic bearings anway so I guess it wouldn't matter too much.
9) Jess said (on 05/19/07 at 10:43 PM):
Suddenly, I feel like studying ancient Egyptian.
10) Paul said (on 05/20/07 at 11:49 AM):
Ooh... those naughty egyptians.
11) Sin said (on 05/21/07 at 10:09 AM):
I suspect that it's not the dictionary you're lacking, it's the ability to conceptualise why in the world anyone in any era or language would inscribe a narrative about being a top. :D
12) chris said (on 05/21/07 at 10:15 AM):
hieroglibs! good one!
13) David said (on 05/21/07 at 02:29 PM):
You'd think they would have tried to be more concise with their ideogrammatic erotica. You'd run out of daylight before you got past translating the foreplay.
14) Snoskred said (on 05/23/07 at 11:22 PM):
Hi, it's Snoskred here. I'm just dropping by to let you know that I read your blog with google reader whenever you update, and that I enjoy your blog. I'm re-doing my links on my blog, and I have linked to you in the sidebar.
I used to love madlibs. I once found somewhere you could play them online but I forget where now.. ;)
15) Megan said (on 05/28/07 at 08:05 PM):
have a lick of, low fat yogurt, Cherry Garcia low fat frozen yogurt, it strange the way he wanted to hold he cone but I forced, 3, adding scoop after scoop until they slid onto, napkin, cone, missed the yogurt causing it to fall, clean floor, sides of the cone, tub of low fat frozen yogurt,
16) Caramello said (on 05/31/07 at 03:05 AM):
Did you complete knitting the rainbow hot pants?
This is most likely coming off a little creepy. I apologise.
Did you though? Because I'm slightly-a-little-bit-kind-of-very-much obsessed with the idea of these marvellous pants being worn during a step class.
I was also curious as to how itchy they may have been and what yarn you used?
17) goblinbox said (on 06/ 4/07 at 08:34 PM):
I admire your sticktoitiveness. I really do.
Can't wait to see the final results!
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