June 7, 2006

Dear God,

Remember when I said that if You let George W. Bush be impeached I would go an entire week without taking Your name in vain, even while being sodomized?

Well, that deal is now off the table.

However, if he is found guilty of treason and executed, I’ll up it to a month.

Sincerely yours,


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6 Responses to Dear God, Remember when I said that if You let George W

  1. hot toddy says:

    It’s okay, Faustus. I’m sure you held out for as long as you could. xoxoxo (pronounced “Zho-zho-zho”)

  2. Jeffrey says:

    Tell God I’ll throw in an extra month if his mother, the wretched harridan, finally succumbs to whatever makes her eyes bug out like she’s terminally constipated. I can’t stand her.

  3. Johnboy says:

    OMG, you’re back at last! What a relief! I was about to release the hounds!

  4. Sin says:

    I’ll add to the pot and forswear alcohol for two months. And that’s saying something. (Vodka doesn’t have to be “alcohol” technically does it?)

  5. Uncle Zoloft says:

    I’ll add in going to Mepkin Abbey for a month; although I’d rather be in a monastery that makes wine in Italy. Any suggestions?

  6. Andrew says:

    The husband and I have found that referring to him as “President Monkeyface Goatfucker”–or just “the Monkey,” for short–dulls the pain somewhat. In case that helps.


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