Dear God,
I know I have generally thought of You as either a malevolent, brutal, and selfish malfeasant or a myth perpetuated by other malevolent, brutal, and selfish malfeasants.
However, if You let it be true that Karl Rove is really being indicted, I promise to go an entire day without taking Your name in vain, even while being sodomized.
If You let George W. Bush be impeached, I’ll up it to a week.
Sincerely yours,
Faustus
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