December 8, 2004

Prepare yourselves to hear a momentous piece of news about what happened to me last night.

Are you sitting down?


Because last night I got Liza Minnelli’s autograph.

It says, “To Faustus, Love, Liza Minnelli,” and has a heart at the bottom.

I can die now, especially as she was clearly high on something.

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14 Responses to Prepare yourselves to hear a

  1. Tom says:

    I so hate you right now.

  2. jp says:

    Is this the pinnacle of gay-man-in-New-York experience, or must Barbra be involved?

  3. Jalal says:

    Couldnt you get another one to sell on e bay?

  4. carl says:

    You are a lucky bitch.

  5. epicurist says:

    Who is Liza Minelli? ;P


  6. Pat says:

    If you had asked, she might have married you, since she has a thing for gay men 🙂

  7. Marc says:

    I surprised she didn’t slap you! You’re a brave boy, Faustus.

  8. Brian says:

    If E.S. does not understand the importance of this, he is truly straight.

    This is a test.

  9. Maenad says:

    I’d say that an autograph granted when she *wasn’t* high on something would have more eBay value, but congrats just the same. 😉

  10. David says:

    You can die now? Did she pass along some sort of disease? Typical, Minelli . . . typical.

  11. AC says:

    My Liza Adventure –
    I met Liza at a party years ago. My friend and I had been at the party for a while before Ms M’s arrival and as a result we were already… a little drunk. She was very gracious to us – I’m sure we weren’t nearly as charming as we thought we were. Then she asked our names so her bodyguard could invite us to a party, but the invitations never arrived. (Looking back, this is a bad story – I got put on some sort of Liza list)

  12. Jeffrey says:

    Well, of course she was high on something. She was conscious, wasn’t she?

  13. Jason says:

    Herr Doktor,

    A has decided that he must talk to you, as he has had an identical Liza Experience, capital ‘E.’

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