The Search for Love in Manhattan

October 17, 2003

Just under a year ago, I renamed my hard drive Elizabeth Bennett so it would serve as a reminder and an aid in my quest for clarity of thought.

Now that I have a new computer, it seems appropriate to give my new hard drive a name that will again serve as a reminder and an aid. The thing is that, these days, I feel I have perhaps too much clarity of thought, and that what I need in my life is something else entirely.

I'm thinking of calling my hard drive Auntie Mame, but I'm not completely convinced that that's right.

I would appreciate any suggestions.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:23 PM

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1) Michael said (on 10/18/03 at 06:20 AM):

Becky Sharp, of course.

2) jon collins said (on 10/18/03 at 07:34 AM):

Lizard of Roz (Russell of course)

3) tim said (on 10/18/03 at 08:10 AM):

You need some audacious conspicuous indulgence. How about Donatella?

4) lia said (on 10/18/03 at 09:58 AM):

Too much clarity of thought? Clearly you have to name your hard drive Rose Nylund.

5) Paul said (on 10/18/03 at 10:37 AM):

If Rose Nylund isn't your first choice which is absolutely fabulous I would go for Appollonia LaFredericka. It combines things associated with Prince, Los Angeles and Frederick's of Hollywood.

6) Murphy Brown's Dad said (on 10/18/03 at 11:46 AM):

How about Mortimer Snerd?

7) Nick said (on 10/18/03 at 03:09 PM):

I vote Anna Madrigal.

Somehow, "a man and a girl" seems perfectly appropriate. Though I agree that Rose Nylund is an excellent option as well.

8) D.R. said (on 10/18/03 at 05:59 PM):

Rose Nylund or Harvey Firestein

9) JW said (on 10/18/03 at 07:04 PM):

Rose Nylund all the way . . . she is the perfect foil to clarity of thought.

10) sam said (on 10/18/03 at 07:30 PM):

Sutton Foster. So you'll win a Tony.

11) Patrick said (on 10/18/03 at 07:48 PM):

Anastasia Beaverhousen

12) orbicon said (on 10/18/03 at 09:15 PM):

Anita Neuman?

13) Rekutyn said (on 10/18/03 at 09:37 PM):

Clarity?
Screw that...
Name it Liza Minelli.

14) jadedju said (on 10/18/03 at 11:22 PM):

My hard drive is Miss Muffet's Tuffet.

The following reference may be a bit before your time, but how about Mrs. Beasley? When you pulled her string she said, "I'm tired."

15) matt said (on 10/19/03 at 12:05 PM):

I've been staying out of this because Michael provided the perfect and unsurpassable answer way back at the very start. But since no-one else has backed him up, let me do so now: Becky Sharp! Becky Sharp! Becky bleedin' Sharp!

16) Jalal said (on 10/19/03 at 06:27 PM):

George W. Bush ?

17) Dr.Philomena said (on 10/19/03 at 08:52 PM):

Dinah Shore.

18) Jennifer said (on 10/19/03 at 09:55 PM):

Joshua of www.crabwalk.com names his hard drives after characters in A Confederacy of Dunces. I tend to go with the literary character names, myself.

19) Wayne said (on 10/20/03 at 12:26 PM):

Malinda Merzella

20) Anonymous #7 said (on 10/20/03 at 10:16 PM):

Yes, yes! Blame it on Mame. Although Lizzy Bennett is so charming and witty and she talks back to her superiors and gets the guy in the end....

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