N.B.: I’ll be posting twice today. This is the first.
Two short lists, based on my experiences yesterday, my first full day as a cripple:
Things I Can’t Do With my Arm in a Splint and Sling
1. button my shorts.
2. tie my shoes.
Things I Can Do With my Arm in a Splint and Sling
1. go to step aerobics class.
2. get fucked up the ass.
Maybe this won’t be so bad after all.