I didn’t even mention the worst part, which was that all the effort I put into Nairing my ass earlier in the day was totally wasted.
At least I have forestalled any bubble gum trauma for the foreseeable future.
Not at all. A hairless ass is its own true reward.
It’s true. I read it in the Upanishads. Or Maxim. One of those.
You Nair-ed your ass? And you didn’t let me watch?
Would that I had known you wanted to watch! I would have invited you.
I’ll let you know next time, and you can help me out.
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