Monthly Archives: May 2002
Note to self: be careful about giving your phone number to guys you meet online, because they will call you.
They will call you, in fact, at 5:19 in the morning.
Oh, well. At least there was leftover apple pie for me to eat before going back to sleep.
If I keep insisting that E.S. is not my boyfriend, why have I baked him two apple pies and started knitting him a scarf?
Today, after a guy I met through men4sexnow.com and I had sex, I told him I’d had a delightful time and would love to do it again some time. He said, “I like you, but I think I may not be enough of a top for you.” Meaning, of course, “You are not enough of a top for me.”
Ordinarily, I wouldn’t be bothered by this, but the title of my ad is “tight bottom.” I mean, how much clearer can you get than that?
It’s okay, he misspelled “moniker” in his e-mail to me, so I had already written him off anyway.