Why is it that superheroes never get the real villains?
Like, why hasn’t Superman grabbed Karl Rove, taken him up to the highest crag of the loneliest reach of the farthest mountain and left him there naked?
Why doesn’t Batman beat John Boehner to a bloody pulp and throw him off a roof?
Really, Spider-Man? Mary Jane? How about wrapping all the Blue Dog Democrats in a web instead so that they have to be replaced by actual people with actual souls who actually care about their constituencies?
Fucking Mary Jane.
Or what if Wonder Woman just threw her magic lasso around every single politician in Washington and then real journalists, not the fake journalists in the White House briefing room but real journalists, asked them questions and they had to tell the truth?
Enough with this Lex Luthor jive. Go after the real bad guys.
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