June 1, 2010

(It is earlier this evening. E.S. and FAUSTUS are lying in bed lazily.)

E.S.: I need to get up.
FAUSTUS: Okay. I’m going to count down from three. On one, let’s both get up.
E.S.: Okay.
FAUSTUS: Three…. Two…. One!

(FAUSTUS gets up. E.S. stays right where he is.)

FAUSTUS: You have a very idiosyncratic definition of “both.”
E.S.: I’ve changed my mind. I’m just going to lie here and become a big lump.
FAUSTUS: Become?

(E.S. uses his foot to push FAUSTUS to the edge of the bed.)

FAUSTUS: Hey!
E.S.: Did you almost fall off the bed?
FAUSTUS: Yes.
E.S.: …
FAUSTUS: …
E.S.: Well, I would have said I was sorry.

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5 Responses to

  1. Birdie says:

    This post truly celebrates Blogging for LGBT Families Day.

  2. E.A.M. says:

    I’ve been reading the blog for a while and I usually don’t post, but I just wanted to say that I find this blog hilarious and awesome!

    =)

  3. Michael says:

    This scene is lifted from an old Calvin and Hobbes strip, isn’t it?

  4. Birdie, I’m so glad to participate in the PR effort.

    E.A.M., thank you!

    Michael, oh, if only I were that resourceful.

  5. Diz says:

    Y’alls are a cute couple. :)

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