Several months ago my wallet was stolen. I had like a dollar in it, so other than the inconvenience of calling credit card companies the only real problem this caused me was the loss of my driver’s license. The other day I finally decided to do something about it and went to the website for the South Carolina Department of Motor Vehicles, the agency that issued my license, where I made my way to a page with this heading:
I dutifully filled out what information I could and clicked “Submit,” whereupon I was confronted with this:
I don’t know what to say except thank God I got out of there.