So what has Harper Lee been doing for the last 49 years?
Her days are probably spent cashing her royalty checks and drinking Southern Comfort. That’s what I’d do.
Well, I’d probably also have scantily-clad young men as servants, but I imagine Ms. Lee is too classy for that.
She attends exclusive parties with J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon.
Perhaps she is waiting for Robert.
Were I that August Person of Literary Note, I’d be trying to build an ever-invective-slinging, oh-so-charming, perfectly annoying Truman Capote bot.
Working on the sequel?
Shooting mockingbirds for dinner!
My long-standing theory is that she’s been writing potboilers under a pen name since 1970 or so.
Oh, hey, happy birthday.
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