October 24, 2008

Oh, Jay, Jay, not you, too!

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What is this world coming to?

Just you wait. Next it’ll be Tim Gunn who’s putting apostrophes where they don’t belong, and I will have to blow my brains out.

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4 Responses to Oh, Jay, Jay, not you, too! What is this world coming to

  1. Andrew says:

    Now, now…it’s not Jay, but rather the stupid intern in post production who has no punctuation skills. Jay was probably too busy applying his eyeliner to proofread.

    Sigh, I remember fondly the day we walked past Jay doing his thing on the street. And speaking of Tim Gunn, know that if we had walked past that particular gentleman I would have pushed you under a bus in order to get to him.

  2. TED says:

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I was reading Tim Gunn’s blog about Project Runway, and he used “begs the question” to mean “raises the question.” I wept. He is definitely old enough to know better.

  3. initials says:

    All artsy-fartsy people are stupid in some way… It’s just that, in order to focus on your talent, you have to give up on so many other activities to shine. Folks in fashion give up on eating, which has a devastating effect on the ability of your brain to, well, think. Thus the problem most fashionistas have linking Literature to the Zeitgeist, reality to anything, or, in fact, chew gum, walk and breathe all at once without falling over. God, it hurts to be pretty…

    Oh, yeah, and while we’re on the subject… I know Jay is in fashion, and had to look his best, but in addition to eating a burger once in a blue moon, he could probably stand to ease off on the makeup just a ton, too. My best guess is that he is half a soft-shoe from dermal suffocation at any given moment.

  4. David says:

    Am I supposed to know who this Jay-Jay is?

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