From my new favorite book:
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
My name’s Twiggy, and I’m a stick insect. It’s with great embarrassment that I write to you while copulating, but my mate and I have been copulating for ten weeks already. I’m bored out of my skull, yet he shows no signs of flagging. He says it’s because he’s madly in love with me, but I think he’s just plain mad. How can I get him to quit?
Sick of Sex in India
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
I’m a European praying mantis, and I’ve noticed I enjoy sex more if I bit my lovers’ heads off first. It’s because when I decapitate them they go into the most thrilling spasms. Somehow they seem less inhibited, more urgent—it’s fabulous. Do you find this too?
I Like ‘Em Headless in Lisbon
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
My boyfriend is the handsomest golden potto I ever saw. He’s got beautiful golden fur on his back, creamy white fur on his belly, he smells delicious, and he has ever such dainty hands and feet. There’s just one thing. Please, Dr. Tatiana, why is his penis covered with enormous spines?
Spooked in Gabon
Joel, you didn’t mention that these little lemur-like quadrupeds copulate whilst hanging in a tree; quite a feat! But where did you learn about the penile spines?
Then surely, surely you’ve seen this:
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno
Hmm…these seem to be a page from my dating life… 😉
I’m pretty sure I chatted with #3 on gay.com.
Faustus, I think being married is making you go sick in the head about sex. Just sayin.
Christian, this has been going an looooooong before ES ever came on the scene.
Christian has a point, but then, it seems, so does David. 🙂