The Search for Love in Manhattan

July 01, 2008

Oh. My. God.

I was going to post the winners of the gay-off, but I'm too mesmerized by what I'm about to tell you to do so. Tomorrow, I promise.

Because remember Darren "You Ate the Food, You Drank the Wine" Sherman?

He clearly has a brother.

Update:

There's more!

Here and here, but most especially here, here, here, here, and here.

The last five are most certainly not safe for work, and in fact I found them pretty disturbing.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:31 PM

Comments

1) Mike B. said (on 07/ 1/08 at 08:40 PM):

Dmitri inspired me to look up the Atlanta Douchebag again.

2) Cat said (on 07/ 1/08 at 11:27 PM):

Thanks Faustus. I think I just lost some IQ points by watching that...

3) Amber [TypeKey Profile Page] said (on 07/ 1/08 at 11:57 PM):

That just made me fall in love with my boyfriend all over again. No one can possible think that highly of themselves.

4) David said (on 07/ 2/08 at 12:49 AM):

At first I thought it was a joke, but then the violence was a bit too earnest. If he's for real, he needs to be sterilized immediately.

5) Faustus, M.D. said (on 07/ 2/08 at 08:06 AM):

Mike: Oh, my God, I've been trying to remember his name for months!

Cat: Yes, but you are a certified quadruple genius. A few IQ points isn't really going to be a problem for you.

Amber: Evidently, someone can.

David: I'm not sure that's necessary; can you really believe that any woman is ever going to have sex with him?

6) Andy said (on 07/ 2/08 at 10:35 AM):

Oh, puhlease. Absolutely there are women who go for this. I think Hillary Clinton is probably one of them. I mean, hello. Dmitri is just Bill with a Greek accent.

7) Amber said (on 07/ 3/08 at 12:41 PM):

Reading all the comments is, astoundingly, more disturbing than the story itself. The fact that some men and women alike agree with the actions of Darren is cause for concern.

8) Jeffrey said (on 07/ 4/08 at 09:12 AM):

Clearly, for the sake of the future of the human race, Dimitri must be destroyed.

9) goblinbox said (on 07/30/08 at 10:21 PM):

Speechless.

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