April 23, 2008

Yesterday at the drug store I saw this king-sized candy bar:


It was delicious.

I mean, come on, what else is there to say? It’s all already there.

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13 Responses to Yesterday at the drug store I saw this king

  1. Logan says:

    No choice but to swallow, yeah?

  2. birdoparadise says:

    Doesn’t ANYONE have a clue in that company? Even I know better, and I’m famously clue-free. Whatever. Enjoy!

  3. Jonathan says:

    My thoughts exactly, except that I went for the one with “creamy caramel” inside.

    Mmmmm. Gooey filling.

  4. TED says:

    I think the apostrophe’s in the wrong place.

  5. TigerYogiji says:

    And is that a sports celebrity on the wrapper?!!

    I wonder if he fired his agent after signing for that endorsement…

  6. Convivia says:

    My high-school biology teacher used “big moment” (and “moment of splendor”) as a euphemism for “ejaculation”, so I would have laughed at the side of the wrapper as well.

  7. christian says:

    they only made one, just for faustus. cos you know.

  8. Astonished Lisa says:

    OK…. snarky giggles all around. Found this on the “JunkFoodBlog” online…

    Eight-year NASCAR NEXTEL Cup driver and former winner of the Daytona 500 introduced his new candy bar, Big Mo’ to buyers and industry media today at the 2007 Candy Expo.

    The name Big Mo’ is a play off of Earnhardt Jr.’s hometown of Mooresville, N.C., and the longtime moniker used for he and his closest friends, the Dirty Mo’ Posse.

    OK Faustus… Not wierded out by much, but what are you doing in a place that sells NASCAR stuff??

  9. Daniel says:

    The guy on the package (nerk nerk) looks a little too smug to not know what’s going on.
    Actually I’d love to be perched on a stick of candy like that.

  10. Bigg says:

    This may be crossing product lines, but has no one thought to make the obvious “hershey highway” reference?

  11. Lee says:

    LOL! I came across it here in Tucson at a Circle K: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76484458@N00/2458737154/

  12. Barrett says:

    They’ve been selling them at my local grocery store in Toronto for about five months now! I mean really could anyone have done some research?

  13. Blair Wilson says:

    I gave these candy bars out as party favors to our Super bowl commercial party. One of my Friends brought a party pack of Disney Princess pez dispensers. We got our princesses to watch the gave while we drank and sucked dick.


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