Yesterday at the drug store I saw this king-sized candy bar:
It was delicious.
I mean, come on, what else is there to say? It’s all already there.
No choice but to swallow, yeah?
Doesn’t ANYONE have a clue in that company? Even I know better, and I’m famously clue-free. Whatever. Enjoy!
My thoughts exactly, except that I went for the one with “creamy caramel” inside.
Mmmmm. Gooey filling.
I think the apostrophe’s in the wrong place.
And is that a sports celebrity on the wrapper?!!
I wonder if he fired his agent after signing for that endorsement…
My high-school biology teacher used “big moment” (and “moment of splendor”) as a euphemism for “ejaculation”, so I would have laughed at the side of the wrapper as well.
they only made one, just for faustus. cos you know.
OK…. snarky giggles all around. Found this on the “JunkFoodBlog” online…
Eight-year NASCAR NEXTEL Cup driver and former winner of the Daytona 500 introduced his new candy bar, Big Mo’ to buyers and industry media today at the 2007 Candy Expo.
The name Big Mo’ is a play off of Earnhardt Jr.’s hometown of Mooresville, N.C., and the longtime moniker used for he and his closest friends, the Dirty Mo’ Posse.
OK Faustus… Not wierded out by much, but what are you doing in a place that sells NASCAR stuff??
The guy on the package (nerk nerk) looks a little too smug to not know what’s going on.
Actually I’d love to be perched on a stick of candy like that.
This may be crossing product lines, but has no one thought to make the obvious “hershey highway” reference?
LOL! I came across it here in Tucson at a Circle K: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76484458@N00/2458737154/
They’ve been selling them at my local grocery store in Toronto for about five months now! I mean really could anyone have done some research?
I gave these candy bars out as party favors to our Super bowl commercial party. One of my Friends brought a party pack of Disney Princess pez dispensers. We got our princesses to watch the gave while we drank and sucked dick.
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