March 24, 2008

I’m back.

Not only did I have no Internet access, I also had no cell phone service.

I am so traumatized I may never leave my house again.

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7 Responses to I’m back

  1. Kenny says:

    Where was this writing retreat?! Guam?

  2. Jeff says:

    How awful. You must have felt like you were living in 1994.

  3. John says:

    I’ve always wondered why you feel compelled to go out in the first place. Some excellent chocolates are readily available for home delivery.

  4. sdf says:

    stay strong. there will come a time when it almost will seem like a bad dream.

  5. TED says:

    There, there, Faustus. Spend the afternoon surfing the Internet for porn. Then whip out the cell and have phone sex.

    You’ll feel better in no time.

  6. Kenny: Yes.

    Jeff: Worse. 1992.

    John: I’ve never thought of becoming a shut-in before, but now that you put it that way . . .

    sdf: It seemed like a bad dream while it was there. I’m just worried the feeling will get worse.

    TED: What a ridiculous thing to suggest, when you have to know that I did all that last night and again this morning.

  7. John says:

    I guess you missed that whole “Agoraphobia: It’s Not Just for Unattractive Dullards Anymore” marketing campaign that launched while you were away.


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