March 24, 2008
I'm back.
Not only did I have no Internet access, I also had no cell phone service.
I am so traumatized I may never leave my house again.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:17 PM
Comments
1) Kenny said (on 03/25/08 at 09:37 AM):
Where was this writing retreat?! Guam?
2) Jeff said (on 03/25/08 at 10:12 AM):
How awful. You must have felt like you were living in 1994.
3) John said (on 03/25/08 at 10:43 AM):
I've always wondered why you feel compelled to go out in the first place. Some excellent chocolates are readily available for home delivery.
4) sdf said (on 03/25/08 at 01:08 PM):
stay strong. there will come a time when it almost will seem like a bad dream.
5) TED said (on 03/25/08 at 04:27 PM):
There, there, Faustus. Spend the afternoon surfing the Internet for porn. Then whip out the cell and have phone sex.
You'll feel better in no time.
6) Faustus, M.D. said (on 03/25/08 at 04:36 PM):
Kenny: Yes.
Jeff: Worse. 1992.
John: I've never thought of becoming a shut-in before, but now that you put it that way . . .
sdf: It seemed like a bad dream while it was there. I'm just worried the feeling will get worse.
TED: What a ridiculous thing to suggest, when you have to know that I did all that last night and again this morning.
7) John said (on 03/26/08 at 05:18 PM):
I guess you missed that whole "Agoraphobia: It's Not Just for Unattractive Dullards Anymore" marketing campaign that launched while you were away.
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