Last night I dreamed that I was in therapy but that there were two of me there. When the session ended, one me stayed and the other me left but then came back to clarify a point to our therapist. By the time I got there, however, the me who had stayed had already shot myself in the head (in front of the therapist). Then the surviving me went around telling people I had some amazing gossip, though I mostly told only individuals, since I worried that people who didn’t know me well would think I was insensitive for turning my horrible suicide into a juicy anecdote.
Then I was in a park and Detective Benson from Law & Order: SVU was there and got shot and I was all like, where’s Chris Meloni?