February 6, 2008

Last night I dreamed that I was in therapy but that there were two of me there. When the session ended, one me stayed and the other me left but then came back to clarify a point to our therapist. By the time I got there, however, the me who had stayed had already shot myself in the head (in front of the therapist). Then the surviving me went around telling people I had some amazing gossip, though I mostly told only individuals, since I worried that people who didn’t know me well would think I was insensitive for turning my horrible suicide into a juicy anecdote.

Then I was in a park and Detective Benson from Law & Order: SVU was there and got shot and I was all like, where’s Chris Meloni?

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8 Responses to Last night I dreamed that I was in therapy but that there were

  1. Kenny says:

    Chris Meloni was in MY dream doing things that, well, I could only dream of doing with him.

  2. Judith says:

    You need some heavy duty therapy. Or maybe not.

  3. lee says:

    Damn. I was so, so sure that the you you left behind would be screwing the shrink. Now that would have been a revelation.

  4. David says:

    And then you had sex.

    With your dead self.

  5. Travis says:

    I’d ask where Chris Meloni is too. Every since playing Chris Keller on Oz, I’ve been in love. The naked scenes of him in that series didn’t hurt either. 😉

  6. gabi says:


    Impressive damn dreaming.

    But exhausting.

  7. Frank says:

    Yes, indeed, where IS Chris Meloni?
    Late night repeats of Oz kept me going for months. SVU is a shabby replacement, but I’ll watch it at a pinch.

  8. Todd says:

    Wow, one would think that the upcoming release of the expose on your life where you are both the gossipper and the gossippee may provide some insight into the interpretation of this one. 🙂
    can’t wait for it to come out.


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