On January 12, in less than a week, I will turn 35.
It does not escape my notice that this is the age at which Dante Alighieri went to hell.
Good thing that was fiction, eh?
Yes, but you don’t need to make the same trip. Just refuse to go! There is no “high season” for hell. I say, stay home! 🙂
Happy Birthday from a fellow Capricorn. Gosh, I remember 35. Good times, good times.
i bet it wasn’t for buttsex, the reason that you’re going to hell.
Look on the bright side – you are getting married!
Nil desperandum, toots; he also got to Paradise
On January 12, in less than a week, my beloved grandfather will turn 85. I hope you have as many happy and healthy years as he has… and continues to have.
Oh dear. This isn’t the start to yet another of those dreary honeymoon-ruined-by-incompetent-travel-agent stories, is it?
Just remember, 35 is the new 25.
Please, you’ve been there and back plenty of times already.
Hell is just another word for the Midwest after global warming, hon. Which means it’s far, far worse than anything Dante encountered.
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