January 6, 2008

On January 12, in less than a week, I will turn 35.

It does not escape my notice that this is the age at which Dante Alighieri went to hell.

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11 Responses to On January 12, in less than a week, I will turn 35

  1. Molly says:

    Good thing that was fiction, eh?

  2. Jess says:

    Yes, but you don’t need to make the same trip. Just refuse to go! There is no “high season” for hell. I say, stay home! 🙂

  3. tim says:

    Happy Birthday from a fellow Capricorn. Gosh, I remember 35. Good times, good times.

  4. Chris says:

    i bet it wasn’t for buttsex, the reason that you’re going to hell.

  5. JamesR says:

    Look on the bright side – you are getting married!

  6. campbell says:

    Nil desperandum, toots; he also got to Paradise

  7. Kenny says:

    On January 12, in less than a week, my beloved grandfather will turn 85. I hope you have as many happy and healthy years as he has… and continues to have.

  8. TED says:

    Oh dear. This isn’t the start to yet another of those dreary honeymoon-ruined-by-incompetent-travel-agent stories, is it?

  9. JoeR says:

    Just remember, 35 is the new 25.

  10. David says:

    Please, you’ve been there and back plenty of times already.

  11. Jeffrey says:

    Hell is just another word for the Midwest after global warming, hon. Which means it’s far, far worse than anything Dante encountered.


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