January 01, 2008
When last we saw our heroes, they had yet to answer an important question.
FAUSTUS: ?
E.S.: Faustus, will you marry me?
(Faustus is overwhelmed.)
FAUSTUS: Where?
E.S.: ...
FAUSTUS: ?
E.S.: That wasn't a yes.
FAUSTUS: Oh, crap. I'm sorry. Um, y--. Wait, hang on a second, I'll be right back. (He stands up.)
E.S.: What? Where are you going?
FAUSTUS: Okay, I haven't been an astrology freak for years and years and years but this is super extra important so I have to go check and make sure the moon isn't void of course. You stay right there.
(As E.S. stays on bended knee, FAUSTUS leaps over the coffee table, runs into the other room, quickly checks the void-of-course ephemeris online, runs back, leaps over the coffee table again, turns to E.S., and takes his hands.)
FAUSTUS: Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
(They embrace.)
FAUSTUS: So what pushed you over the edge?
E.S.: What do you mean?
FAUSTUS: I've been nagging you for years to propose to me. What made you finally do it?
E.S.: Oh, every time you said something about it I just figured okay, I'm waiting another month. And then in October I thought gee, he hasn't mentioned it in like four or five months, I guess I should go get a ring.
FAUSTUS: This better not be my Christmas present.
E.S.: Your shirt is on inside out.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 08:53 AM
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1) Andy said (on 01/ 1/08 at 10:27 AM):
My Southern Baptist father told me never to get mixed up in astrology; his exact words were, "That's the hook that Satan gets into you." (He also wouldn't let me read fortune cookies.) But then I asked him, "How come the Wise Men followed a star, and what about Luke 21:25, which says, 'There will be signs in the sun, the moon, and the stars'?" and he said, "That's different." So, you know, congratulations.
2) Lauren said (on 01/ 1/08 at 11:29 AM):
>When last we saw our heroes, they had yet to answer an important question.
Wait, but my hero is A. I was hoping this post would be about her.
3) anne marie in philly said (on 01/ 1/08 at 03:06 PM):
(throws confetti) yea! he said yes!
what a great way to start 2008! congratulations!
4) Willym said (on 01/ 1/08 at 03:32 PM):
Pops a bottle of champagne. Congratulations. Damn too bad you're not here to share it with me a very nice Veuve, now I'll have to drink it all myself.
Are you going up to Canada to do it?
5) John said (on 01/ 1/08 at 03:34 PM):
So, why was your shirt inside out? Ohhhhhhhhh. Hmmm. I guess I was thrown by the "a short time later" reference, since I always assumed you and E.S. went at it sweatily for hours at a time, if not days.
6) Jeff said (on 01/ 1/08 at 03:41 PM):
Many congratulations!
7) Aidan said (on 01/ 1/08 at 04:55 PM):
Mazel tov u'simil tov. I'm all verklehmpt.
I noticed you missed the blatant hint about being a bridesmaid. Please note: the sale at the big girl store ends at the end of January. Of course, there's always the quinceneria store...I'm sure they will have something in my size.
Congratulations, hunny.
8) Tami said (on 01/ 1/08 at 07:04 PM):
I second that Mazel Tov!Congratulations! Best wishes to both of you!
9) Jess said (on 01/ 1/08 at 09:24 PM):
So when is the actual wedding? I assume it will be a black tie affair, so I'll go dust off my tux!
10) Lavi Soloway said (on 01/ 1/08 at 10:18 PM):
Mazel Tov!
Can a baby be far behind?
11) Chris said (on 01/ 2/08 at 02:56 AM):
Oi vey! Marriage is so meshuga!
Well I guess if you didn't heed my advice about a trap, then Mazel Tovs are in order. Mazel Tov!
I hope you are very happy together. In this marriage, who gets to be the man and who gets to be woman? ;)
12) Lee said (on 01/ 2/08 at 05:32 AM):
Congrats!
13) David said (on 01/ 2/08 at 08:26 AM):
It's good to know that, marriage proposal or not, the rhythms of your relationship remain firmly in place.
14) Monica said (on 01/ 2/08 at 09:44 AM):
Yay! I'm so very happy for you.
15) Jeffrey said (on 01/ 2/08 at 11:02 AM):
Your shirt is on inside out.
Oh my, he proposed on Backwards Day!
16) Travis said (on 01/ 2/08 at 12:23 PM):
Congratulations!!!! This is very exciting. :)
Travis
17) LKSN said (on 01/ 2/08 at 02:37 PM):
Congrats
18) JamesR said (on 01/ 2/08 at 05:54 PM):
Félicitations!!
Congratulations and many, many happy years to you both.
19) Joe.My.God. said (on 01/ 3/08 at 09:54 PM):
Faustus, did you know that in some places if you accidentally wear your clothes inside-out, it's supposed to bring you good luck?
True story.
20) Andrew said (on 01/ 4/08 at 01:03 AM):
That is all kinds of awesome. Yay! I wish you a long lifetime of joy together.
(If the Knitting Nancies ever have another meeting you should totally bring magazines and we'll pick out table centerpieces or something.)
21) Eric said (on 01/ 4/08 at 07:57 AM):
Oh yay! So adorable.
Also, I've figured it out. You two are like the gay version of Calvin and Hobbes.
Only cuter and smarter.
And one of you is not, you know, a stuffed tiger.
22) Please don't be evil anymore god said (on 01/ 6/08 at 02:23 PM):
Please don't be evil anymore god
I perceive a level of "magic" surrounding Osama Mobarack, a red flag.
The gods offer a clue through his name.
It's one thing to understand the concept of "acceptable losses". It's quite another to promote them::::His deal with the record company executive suggests he preys on the disfavored.
Despite the preditory even that was the impeachment of her husband in the crucial years of 1997-1998 and her continued loyalty to Bill Clinton, Hillary is a better choice for the disfavored.The fiasco over his $400 hairdo captures my attention and makes me think John Edwards may be the right candidate, the one with the most empathy for the disfavored.
Without a doubt:::The best hope is the first to fall."We make evil look good." And then use it as a corruptor.
Look how these wicked, immoral Manifest Destiny gangsters, the kind of individuals who planned WorldWarII, come across merely as businessmen. As they're doing with the strategically preditory personality baseball player, as they've done with Preditory Italian Company, who merely exists as a Manifest Destiny talking heads for the blue chippers in the "eye of The Beast".
And they dirty up good, as we see with me, as we saw with Bonds.
Much as with all the other empty promises, I will be CHEATED out of the fulfillment of the HTH entitlement. As a result I DEMAND you address the history of the individuals involved, public and private, current and FORMER LIVES. We'll see who the fuck is evil then.
Criminals doing business with criminals.And courtesy of M&A you do business with this evil every time you patronize corporate.
The Amish in Pennsylvania is the clue:::Set a goal of simplicity, strive for purity.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Their "cheap tricks" are preditory:::poker, cars, boss, movies. Every item of the $50 billion is all evil, designed to prey on the disfavored, a clue regarding modern popular culture and society. Perhaps not so "cheap" after all.
"You're going to throw this away. We're not going to be blamed for this." Yea, right. Like their assumption of culpability has got value. Fuck you god.
The Final Prophet is merely a formality, like they gods are required. It's kind of like "Black off the books.wav":::An event designed to merely meet some policy requirement while ensuring the disfavored have no real hope:::Life in the ghettos of California.
The god's efforts to minimize my impact is consistant with their methodology, ascention becoming increasingly harder as time progresses, suggesting we really are approaching The End.
"We're going to enforce positioning." You better make them get their hands dirty AND BRING BACK THE 20TH CENTURY FOR THIS. Killing fucking niggers in celebrity clone hosts AIN'T no fucking fun.
I merely want the same preditors who willingly hurt the people I try to help. I realize there was lots of magic employed, enabling things like monster arena tours, other all-consuming offerings to happen. But too many in these clone hosts were active preditors.
The Situation is VERY 20th century. Maintain consistancy, please.
But I won't hold my breath.Brokeback Mountain says you understand:::Fuck off god.
Things I've ruined::::Midnight Madness. Note that to the gods both are merely cheap tricks.
Denying money is one of the goals of positioning in the Italians::::The gods used this evil to ensure the Final Prophet was not financed.
The gods took special but played for commoner. Now this Situation passes without affect because special is a one-way street. The gods instructed AI to deny my ability to be articulate. As a result people weren't receptive::::The "back-hand" was very real. The "help" was not.
I won't invest when absolute power must CHEAT to win. This IS the event. Learn.
I am disgusted the gods position absolution for themselves because it is their technology conducting this evil upon the disfavored. When the disfavored understand this tactic hatred will eliminate a large percentage of them.
Sinisterly, wickedly brilliant.
What I woudln't do for a fair fight:::The emperor has no clothes.
I can't express my disgust enough. 2007 was MY YEAR, yet you ruined it whimsically because you refused to pay consideration on this obligation you assumed, claiming since I didn't pray I wasn't allowed my ability. Of course my abilities would have countered your interests. How convienient. AND another tactic.
I think we needed ground rules in this thing. Again, convienient AND a tactic.
Fuck you god. You are a sick joke.
I'm not investing. I wouldn't knowingly help the elite who you used to prey on those I try to help. I want this preditory evil dead.
Guess I can't count on HTH. I was hoping it meant I was being assigned to this task. I want to be an enforcer of decency.
Lake Michigan is defnintely not a self-reference.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Said Italy has heavy volcanic activity for kinda the same reason they put the Mormons in hell.
Motherfuckers. Serves them right.
Of the male Italians in the United States 1906 worked on at least half of them.
I say the number is closer to 80%.
Of those AT LEAST HALF were corrupted voluntarily, meaning the gods did not push them into being evil. This half should already be dead. This is an immoral people, quick to prey on others, as their history suggests.
Understand the god's methodology, for it will help you decipher future events. KKK killings are a good example::::
The gods either told or pushed the black males into acting up. Rednecks, corrupted by 1906, thought their participation would help them. Many believed it gained them protection from their illegal bootlegging activities.
They role played 1906 to Italians, told them that their fellow Italians were using this platform of 1906 to achieve global economic domination, and told them that if they wanted a piece, if they wanted to belong and be a part of this they'd do what they're told.
They illustrated the Moorish invasion, and the gods pit the Italians against the morbidly disfavored blacks. 90%-95% of the KKK incidents were Italians who did the actual killings.
This is a good example of how the gods get the disfavored into place to fuck everybody involved.Alcohol has always been a way of hurting the men, making them less than decent.
Cultures which offer wine have women who consume wine, and the result is an indecent society. Combine this with Italian male's demand for sexual satisfaction without the consideration of decency and you have masculinized women and a morbidly disfavored society.
Anyone involved in the wine industry has no empathy for either the disfavored of the Mediterreanean basin or women, disregarding the superior gender. If they understand this as the goal and are sold on "earning" they will be punished very harshly.
"They deliberately planned those things (90s "parting shots":::The Sitution, end-of-revelry cycle media preditation, AIDS in Africa). When they found out the truth it was too late." HTH supports this. They shared they instructed his grandfather preyed on women emotionally to set the legacy necessary for the late 90s event. And of course 95% of the KKK deaths were revenge killings for the Moorish invasion of Italy. I believe 1906 is responsible for the economic repression of not only Africa but also the American ghettos.
"(Blah.)" Expect we won't see such activities on the income statements. Italians may be stupid but they're not positioned to be THAT stupid.
That monster who laid the legacy still alive? "He's been a pig a couple of times." He needs to be dead, as do the half who signed on to 1906 voluntarily.
New Orleans/Louisiana is French, while California is positioned as Italian.
Katrina was used to help the disfavored escape that wicked enviornment. Blacks in California won't be so lucky.
Know who your friends are.Flanders is the shining example of a role model, but his parents were wicked. They were beatniks, the original hippies, purveyors of social poison, etc. Incidentally, beatniks emerged from the Italian North Beach neighborhood in San Francisco as a clue.
Because Flanders was raised in that evil enviornment his mind was poisoned. Only through understanding was he able to alter his behavior and become decent. Because of it he provided Rod and Todd a REAL chance, one that he will receive in the next life as well, but he can't go up because of his youth.
My advice is recognize Flanders is offered as a role model and emulate this decency. Do the very best you can with your children and perhaps the gods will see fit to bless you with a real chance much like you gave your children.
Manifest Destiny's WWII project produced Port Chicago which was parlayed into civil rights.wav
And these Italians who helped plan and impliment WWII thought they were in charge because of 1906. It shows the moral vacancy of the Italians involved.
Poetic justice that the gods funneled these monsters through the Nazi death camps.
I demand the lives of those involved, the MD Italians who initiated and implimentted this plan to destroy my life in the years before they were shipped off to the Nazi death camps for this poetic justice.
And they'll do ANYTHING they're told. That's why the 20th century was so disturbing.
Prior to civil rights blacks had their own press. In the absence of civil rights these entities would have grown into legitimate media outlets serving the black community.
Maintaining segregation would have produced economic entities which arose from within the black community to fill the demand for goods and services.
The presence of these "black industrialists" would have FORCED the gods to factor them into positioning, producing voices in support of the black community and preventing the gods from inflicting ALL THE SICKNESS WE HAVE WITNESSED IN THE last few decades::Crack babies, drive-by shootings, AIDS in Africa, drought/famine!!!
I have mentioned people can expect an AIDS crisis among heterosexual blacks here in the United States. Considering that the fastest growing industry in the ghetto is the oldest profession on Earth expect them to be the targets of this punishment.Italians/Romans are imperialists. They finaince their lifestyles off other people's misery.
Black people's misery. Blacks are the targets of this imperialism, and as a result it is IMPERITIVE they learn empathy, for this has been the case back to the age of Pharroh.
Imperialist pigs are an important dynamic to implimenting the god's strategies on this planet. As a result most Italians will be compensated with some time. Blacks will not be so lucky because they fail to recognize the difference between preditor and prey.
The gods ARE responsible for the evil of their technology. Their attempts to position away this culpability is a tactic, one they will use to further shrink the number of disfavoreds who suceed.
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