December 04, 2007
This evening, E.S. and I had the following conversation:
E.S.: So my cousin asked me whether he could push back his visit to late March instead of February.
FAUSTUS: Why wouldn't he be able to?
E.S.: He was worried you might have Easter-weekend plans he'd be disrupting.
FAUSTUS: What?
E.S.: He didn't know you were a heathen.
FAUSTUS: Well, he can push back his visit.
E.S.: Do you have any Easter-weekend plans?
FAUSTUS: I'll probably end up just killing your god and going to the movies, like every year.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 10:36 PM
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Comments
1) chedwick said (on 12/ 5/07 at 11:15 AM):
You'll miss out on those free dried palm tree fronds.
2) Jeffrey said (on 12/ 5/07 at 11:36 AM):
I'm glad that you realize and appreciate the importance of upholding tradition, my dear.
3) JamesR said (on 12/ 5/07 at 04:58 PM):
Talk about the same old, same old...
4) David said (on 12/ 5/07 at 11:00 PM):
You might want to clarify to E.S. that only non-monotheists are considered heathens.
Then you can have sex.
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