October 11, 2007

A few years ago I wrote a post about the list of women for whom I’d turn straight. The list was lean, with a membership of three.

But I am now adding a fourth:

“I felt the children were to blame for my daughter not getting along [at kindergarten], so I killed them,” she told police.

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10 Responses to A few years ago I wrote a post about the list of women for whom

  1. David says:

    Sometimes you really terrify me.

  2. tim says:

    I love that quote. I too shall be her husband if she desires.

  3. John says:

    So, watch later this season for Faustus, tim and crazy murdering mom in a sure-to-be-controversial Broadway revival of Noel Coward’s “Design for Living” (can’t wait to see the T-shirts)!

  4. Arun says:

    you sir, are sick!

  5. JamesR says:

    Wow – extreme Mommy Dearest!

  6. Daniel says:

    Surely this is Queen Boadacia in, wasn’t it Titus Andronicus or some equally horrid Shakespearean thing, where everyone comes to a bloody end?
    An Elizabethan horror flick of a play.
    I have it! Shelley Winters would play the mad queen who devours her children as though they were a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    I’m helplessly in your thrall, you know. I suspect you are the mad queen and I am under your spell.

  7. Jeffrey says:

    And when you shared this with E.S., he said what?

  8. Jess says:

    Wow, some professional help needed to reach her a lot sooner!

  9. Cheryl says:

    Ahhh- that is just wrong.

  10. Hanuman says:

    This is in very poor taste.


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