It’s sort of amazing what you can find on the Internet. Here, for example, is Chris Cocker as reinterpreted by Geoffrey Chaucer.
STOP YOUR SCLAUNDRES OF BRITNEY!
Ye shoulde be thankful that Fortuna hath smiled on yow ynough that Britney hath perfourmed for you harlotes.
I’ve been reading Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog for some time now. LOVE it. It’s often blazingly funny and I’m convinced my faculty English advisor (who’s a massive world scholar on Middle English) would love that I’m keeping up with la lengua, so to speak.
This can only lead to trouble.
Why can we stone her, burn her at the stake, or treat her to some medieval torture?
You’re so gonna make him cry 🙂