August 26, 2007

Last weekend, after we had sex but before we got out of bed to leave for the movies, E.S. and I had the following conversation:

E.S.: So what are you doing for the rest of the day?
FAUSTUS: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I’ll go to the movies with a hot guy.
E.S.: Lucky you. I’m going to the movies with some schmuck.
FAUSTUS: Well, you get what you deserve. (E.S. tickles FAUSTUS’s ear, which he knows FAUSTUS hates.) Stop that!
E.S.: You get what you deserve.
FAUSTUS: No, I meant that you get what you deserve.
E.S.: And you get off scot-free, is that it?
FAUSTUS: Exactly.

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9 Responses to Last weekend, after we had sex but before we got out of bed to

  1. Jeff says:

    And then you and E.S. —

    Oh. That won’t work here.

    Reply
  2. signalite says:

    Ears are yummy. So I’m told.

    Reply
  3. Jess says:

    Aren’t you two so adorable? 🙂

    Reply
  4. JamesR says:

    And then you and E.S. had sex. Again…

    Reply
  5. John says:

    So you bought your movie tickets. And then you had snacks.

    Reply
  6. Kenny says:

    Hey, as long as you get off…

    Reply
  7. Paul says:

    Such a sweet adorable couple 🙂 Who’d have thought!

    Reply
  8. Uncle Zoloft says:

    You two are still having sex?

    Reply
  9. LD says:

    Serious question from a long time reader, occasional commenter and rare emailer:

    What’s you take on the whole gay civil union thing, Dr. Faustus, sir?

    Would you ever consider tying the knot (with E.S. or otherwise).

    Reply

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