An internal monologue I wish I could do over:
Oh, yay, the mail is here. Let’s see if I got anything interesting. Bill, bill, bill, junk, bill, junk, junk, gosh here’s a Netflix DVD! I wonder what they sent me. Hmm, Sophie’s Choice. Gee, I forgot I had even put that on my queue. But I’m glad they sent it, because I always hear people talking about what a good movie it is and I’ve never seen it and now I’ll know what they’re talking about! Plus, I’ve been in kind of a funk for a couple days so it’ll be nice to have a good movie to cheer me up.