August 7, 2007

The play I am in opens on Saturday afternoon.

I was going to write a post suggesting that if you lived in the New York metropolitan area and wanted to see a fun show in which I make out bare-chested with another boy you should come to the Players Theater on 115 MacDougal Street (just south of West 3rd Street) at one of the following times:

Saturday, 8/11: 2:30 p.m.
Tuesday, 8/14: 5:45 p.m.
Tuesday, 8/21: 9:15 p.m.
Wednesday, 8/22: 5:15 p.m.
Thursday, 8/23: 3:00 p.m.

and that you could buy tickets here.

However, I seem unaccountably to have gained fifty pounds since Thursday, so I have to write about something else instead.

I’ll let you know when I think of a topic.

In the meantime, my plan is to eat nothing between now and Saturday. My original plan was to eat nothing between last night and Saturday, but then I saw some M&Ms.

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7 Responses to The play I am in opens on Saturday afternoon

  1. Justin says:

    You could go beyond just the bare chest and include showing your willy. That’s sure to distract folks from the extra pounds!

  2. John says:

    And don’t let anyone catch one of you sneaky Petes using your cellphone to grab pictures of Faustus in his semi-nude kissing scene. Because that would be terribly, terribly wrong. I’m not winking here, I have something in my eye… .

  3. Andy says:

    I am trying to lose some weight, too, but fortunately I remembered (thanks to Romy & Michele) that Gummi Bears are fat-free, so I ate a bag of them this afternoon to keep myself from weeping at my temp job from boredom and frustration. So, try that next time instead of M&M’s. I hear Candy Corn also works, but I’m not sure of its availability in August.

  4. Lucy Dee says:

    I was taking an acting class at the Player’s Theater. It wasn’t what I expected. I suppose I could stop by for the show. (Does that require purchasing a ticket?) Kidding.

    I’m a standup comedienne, and any stagetime at all helps with the craft.

    Nice coming across your blog!

  5. Jeffrey says:

    Well, if you’ve gained fifty pounds, you could always… no, I guess there’s nothing to be done. But break a leg, hon.

  6. David says:

    Your faux self-deprecation offends me. I will attend a performance just so I can tell you this in person. The 11th or the 21st. Not sure which yet.

  7. Kevin says:

    Hope your last couple shows go well. I love performing at the Fringe (of course, I perform at the one in Orlando).

    I haven’t had a shirtless same-sex make-out scene though.

    I gotta get a new agent! 😉


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