August 07, 2007
The play I am in opens on Saturday afternoon.
I was going to write a post suggesting that if you lived in the New York metropolitan area and wanted to see a fun show in which I make out bare-chested with another boy you should come to the Players Theater on 115 MacDougal Street (just south of West 3rd Street) at one of the following times:
Saturday, 8/11: 2:30 p.m.
Tuesday, 8/14: 5:45 p.m.
Tuesday, 8/21: 9:15 p.m.
Wednesday, 8/22: 5:15 p.m.
Thursday, 8/23: 3:00 p.m.
and that you could buy tickets here.
However, I seem unaccountably to have gained fifty pounds since Thursday, so I have to write about something else instead.
I'll let you know when I think of a topic.
In the meantime, my plan is to eat nothing between now and Saturday. My original plan was to eat nothing between last night and Saturday, but then I saw some M&Ms.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:20 AM
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1) Justin said (on 08/ 7/07 at 08:55 AM):
You could go beyond just the bare chest and include showing your willy. That's sure to distract folks from the extra pounds!
2) John said (on 08/ 7/07 at 01:58 PM):
And don't let anyone catch one of you sneaky Petes using your cellphone to grab pictures of Faustus in his semi-nude kissing scene. Because that would be terribly, terribly wrong. I'm not winking here, I have something in my eye... .
3) Andy said (on 08/ 7/07 at 11:36 PM):
I am trying to lose some weight, too, but fortunately I remembered (thanks to Romy & Michele) that Gummi Bears are fat-free, so I ate a bag of them this afternoon to keep myself from weeping at my temp job from boredom and frustration. So, try that next time instead of M&M's. I hear Candy Corn also works, but I'm not sure of its availability in August.
4) Lucy Dee said (on 08/ 8/07 at 02:14 AM):
I was taking an acting class at the Player's Theater. It wasn't what I expected. I suppose I could stop by for the show. (Does that require purchasing a ticket?) Kidding.
I'm a standup comedienne, and any stagetime at all helps with the craft.
Nice coming across your blog!
5) Jeffrey said (on 08/ 8/07 at 01:37 PM):
Well, if you've gained fifty pounds, you could always... no, I guess there's nothing to be done. But break a leg, hon.
6) David said (on 08/ 9/07 at 02:38 PM):
Your faux self-deprecation offends me. I will attend a performance just so I can tell you this in person. The 11th or the 21st. Not sure which yet.
7) Kevin said (on 08/21/07 at 11:38 AM):
Hope your last couple shows go well. I love performing at the Fringe (of course, I perform at the one in Orlando).
I haven't had a shirtless same-sex make-out scene though.
I gotta get a new agent! ;)
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