June 25, 2007
Over the weekend, E.S. and I went to a wedding in Washington, D.C. In our hotel room the night before the event, we had the following conversation.
E.S.: I want to watch TV.
FAUSTUS: Fine by me.
E.S.: But the remote is all the way over there.
FAUSTUS: ...
E.S.: Could you go get it for me?
FAUSTUS: No.
E.S.: Whore.
FAUSTUS: You know, it used to be that when I didn't do what you wanted you called me a brat. Now you call me a whore.
E.S.: Well, our relationship has evolved.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 12:29 PM
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Comments
1) David M Pasteelnick said (on 06/25/07 at 01:33 PM):
Sounds healthy to me.
2) Lauren said (on 06/25/07 at 01:53 PM):
So, is he consciously aware that he's regurgitating Mean Girls dialogue, or is it just completely unintentional synchronicity on his part?
3) Jeff said (on 06/25/07 at 02:45 PM):
And then you and E.S. had sex.
4) TED said (on 06/26/07 at 11:40 AM):
I'm confused. Is "whore" meant to be an insult?
5) copperred said (on 06/27/07 at 02:13 PM):
He's just jealous people will pay for your art. Isn't he?
6) goblinbox said (on 07/18/07 at 04:21 PM):
Who taught you the word "no"?
7) dora said (on 07/25/07 at 12:40 PM):
thats my girlfriend and i.
completely.
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