I need your help with a project I’m working on.
Would you please take this short three-question survey?
(Two of the questions are yes/no and the third is optional.)
Your IP address will not be recorded and you will not be asked for your email address.
I could explain but I prefer to remain mysterious. Fear not, though; all will be made clear in the fullness of time.
Update: If your answer to question 3 is “sometimes,” then for my purposes that counts as “yes.” Act accordingly.