Fabulousness from this blog:
Unless the book is called “Successful Porridge: A guide to running your business successfully from inside Prison”.
Porridge is for Goldilocks. Gruel is for inmates. A more apropos self-help book for prisoners might be, “101 Ways to Heal a Distressed Sphincter.” I prefer the time honored classic, “Earn Your GED in Solitary Confinement in Just 25 Years-to-Life.”
“Ten tips to saving your ass, one shiv at a time.” People love a book from a real expert.
This blog is fascinating!
The Rejector one, I mean, not yours.
Joel, are you reading that blog because you are secretly one of those mid-life crisis writers he posted about? *makes fun of you in that case*
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