Tomorrow E.S. and I start our cruise down the Nile, at which point there will be no Internet access for several days. This morning we saw the pyramids at Giza and the Sphinx but now there’s this girl Nefretiri who seems to have taken a liking to me and keeps running around tossing her hair saying things like, “Oh, Faustus, Faustus, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!” She’s kind of getting on my nerves, but I’m putting up with it because her brother Rameses is really hot in a kind of brutish way. I don’t think he likes me very much but I have some ideas about how to bring him around.
Cool. Loved doing that. It’s hard not to picture the earnest European archæologist types stumbling across the huge ruins in the desert and thinking “I say! Who’d’ve thought Johnny Egyptian had it in him, what?” Or something. In any case, enjoy it, it’s beautiful.
I’m glad to hear you’re already channeling the ancients!
and keeps running around tossing her hair saying things like, “Oh, Faustus, Faustus, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!”
Are you sure you’re translating correctly?
you havent yet answered my question about the butt fucking in egypt.
so yeah.
Hey- Doesn’t that Rameses dude have his own line of condoms? He’s gotta be a playa.
Hope you’re gonna have fun in the pharaos’ country !
I hope you are enjoying mitzrayim…
Are you doing a lot of reflection in advance of Passover?
So you and E.S. are cruising the whole Nile together? And all this time I thought you two were monogamous.
Hmm… so is Rameses available?
Are you home yet?