March 11, 2007

Tomorrow E.S. and I start our cruise down the Nile, at which point there will be no Internet access for several days. This morning we saw the pyramids at Giza and the Sphinx but now there’s this girl Nefretiri who seems to have taken a liking to me and keeps running around tossing her hair saying things like, “Oh, Faustus, Faustus, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!” She’s kind of getting on my nerves, but I’m putting up with it because her brother Rameses is really hot in a kind of brutish way. I don’t think he likes me very much but I have some ideas about how to bring him around.

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10 Responses to Tomorrow E

  1. matt says:

    Cool. Loved doing that. It’s hard not to picture the earnest European archæologist types stumbling across the huge ruins in the desert and thinking “I say! Who’d’ve thought Johnny Egyptian had it in him, what?” Or something. In any case, enjoy it, it’s beautiful.

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  2. Sparky says:

    I’m glad to hear you’re already channeling the ancients!

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  3. Lauren says:

    and keeps running around tossing her hair saying things like, “Oh, Faustus, Faustus, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!”

    Are you sure you’re translating correctly?

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  4. Chris says:

    you havent yet answered my question about the butt fucking in egypt.

    so yeah.

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  5. lagolamour says:

    Hey- Doesn’t that Rameses dude have his own line of condoms? He’s gotta be a playa.

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  6. Hope you’re gonna have fun in the pharaos’ country !

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  7. Aidan says:

    I hope you are enjoying mitzrayim…

    Are you doing a lot of reflection in advance of Passover?

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  8. Teddy says:

    So you and E.S. are cruising the whole Nile together? And all this time I thought you two were monogamous.

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  9. Paul says:

    Hmm… so is Rameses available?

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  10. Becky says:

    Are you home yet?

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