December 13, 2006

Apparently soy makes you gay.

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23 Responses to Apparently soy makes you gay

  1. tim says:

    Uhhh, YEAH!!!!

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  2. Daniel says:

    And I thought I was so clever to post something on this. It’s like showing up at a party, only to find out that every other ‘ho there wore the same strapless Yitzhak Mizrahi knockoff I snagged from the nearly new shop.

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  3. Oh Lord…what will they think up next!

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  4. campbell says:

    Yes for men, but if you follow the logic of the arguement it should cure lesbianism. Maybe Dick Cheney should have raised Mary on a diet of soya milk and Quorn.

    You have to laugh don’t you.

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  5. Eric says:

    I don’t understand. I JUST went vegetarian. Does this mean I’m going to get GAYER?

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  6. Adam875 says:

    Whoa.

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  7. anapestic says:

    Oh, great. Now I’ve got to rework totally the menu for my holiday party.

    I reckon that the price of tofu will crash out where I live. Maybe I should stock up and take it down to Dupont Circle and make a few extra bucks.

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  8. Edd says:

    Well now you know, that’s what did it, that pesky soya!

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  9. jace says:

    and the crack of dawn will make you horny

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  10. Yen says:

    Alright people, start loading up on those Trans fats, it’s better than Jesus.

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  11. raph says:

    this explains why there are so many gaysians running about.

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  12. Kate says:

    Oh deary me! Those conservative people are scary, scary people. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. If only it weren’t for real!

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  13. Todd says:

    as a midwestern farm boy, I can say that I have never voluntarily eaten anything soy, or even vegetarian; however, miraculously, I am not straight(I still can’t decide whether it is my own good luck, or the result of some horrible failure by my mother) either way, this dude is a lunatic.

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  14. chris says:

    soy milk, soy milk, what a wonderful drink! the more you consume, the more you shrink! its not had any adverse affects on this tall glass of water and ive been drinking (and eating) this stuff since i was 14.

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  15. Patrick says:

    Huh…My mother raised me a vegan. I should call and thank her…

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  16. Jeffrey says:

    And yet, there are 1 billion Chinese people, not to mention millions of Japanese clustered on an improbably small island chain. If soy makes you gay, are all Chinese and Japanese men just on the down low?

    The writer’s logic is different from our world’s, apparently.

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  17. Jess says:

    Well, that explains it!

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  18. John says:

    Belated congratulations to the new poster boy for the American Soy Council!

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  19. Gerard says:

    apparently being republican makes you stupid…

    link to whitehouse.gov

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  20. XLibris says:

    I knew an actor who refused to eat wheat bread for the same “feminizing” reason. But he went bald anyway.

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  21. XLibris says:

    I knew an actor who refused to eat wheat bread for the same “feminizing” reason. But he went bald anyway.

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  22. goblinbox says:

    And birth control pills make fish gay. (The hormones in urine don’t get pulled from waste water before it gets dumped into lakes; the excess hormones from the urine of all these chicks on the pill feminizes fish. True story.) The solution to gayness, clearly, is for the whole world to stop ingesting things altogether.

    Gah.

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  23. Pam says:

    Have a good Xmas.

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