November 15, 2006

Last night, E.S. and I had the following conversation:

FAUSTUS (after E.S. has impugned his cleaning skills): You’re an asshole.
E.S.: You’re an asshole.
FAUSTUS: I am not.
E.S.: I am not.
FAUSTUS: Hmph.
E.S.: Hmph.
FAUSTUS: Stop copying me.
E.S.: Stop copying me.
FAUSTUS: Faustus is a gorgeous, brilliant genius.
E.S.: Faustus is a poopyhead.

(Pause.)

FAUSTUS: You’re an asshole.

Then we had sex.

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16 Responses to Last night, E

  1. Todd says:

    With make up sex after even relatively benign interactions such as this, you must have a difficult time getting out of the house. Is that what you have been doing this week instead of blogging?

  2. Gerard says:

    growing older, growing wiser they say…

  3. Aidan says:

    If I called you an asshole…

  4. anapestic says:

    Did you stay up afterwards and talk about your feelings?

  5. Michael says:

    I’m usually left feeling envious of the witty repartee you two share, but not today. Thanks!

  6. David says:

    Boy are you two in a rut.

  7. Cliff says:

    This post made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

  8. Jeffrey says:

    Good grief, is sex the answer to everything?

    Wait, never mind. Of course it is.

  9. campbell says:

    Glad to see it is Situation Normal over at Palais Faustusberg

  10. will says:

    Whoa, get a load of the tits on that chick.

  11. Jess says:

    That exchange could have been us, right to the use of the sophisticated term “poopyhead.”

    The best part, of course, is that it ended with sex! :)

  12. XLibris says:

    Wow. That argument can be set to the tune of “Frère Jacques” almost perfectly. You’re brilliant!

  13. The Searcher says:

    HI there, we have almost the same blog title….hee hee

  14. goblinbox says:

    Ha. Now tell us more about what a bad little cleaner you are.

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