November 15, 2006
Last night, E.S. and I had the following conversation:
FAUSTUS (after E.S. has impugned his cleaning skills): You're an asshole.
E.S.: You're an asshole.
FAUSTUS: I am not.
E.S.: I am not.
FAUSTUS: Hmph.
E.S.: Hmph.
FAUSTUS: Stop copying me.
E.S.: Stop copying me.
FAUSTUS: Faustus is a gorgeous, brilliant genius.
E.S.: Faustus is a poopyhead.(Pause.)
FAUSTUS: You're an asshole.
Then we had sex.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 10:01 AM
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Comments
1) Todd said (on 11/15/06 at 11:43 AM):
With make up sex after even relatively benign interactions such as this, you must have a difficult time getting out of the house. Is that what you have been doing this week instead of blogging?
2) Gerard said (on 11/15/06 at 12:30 PM):
growing older, growing wiser they say...
3) Aidan said (on 11/15/06 at 03:25 PM):
If I called you an asshole...
4) anapestic said (on 11/15/06 at 04:36 PM):
Did you stay up afterwards and talk about your feelings?
5) Michael said (on 11/15/06 at 04:40 PM):
I'm usually left feeling envious of the witty repartee you two share, but not today. Thanks!
6) David said (on 11/15/06 at 06:11 PM):
Boy are you two in a rut.
7) Cliff said (on 11/16/06 at 10:38 AM):
This post made me laugh out loud. Thanks!
8) Jeffrey said (on 11/16/06 at 11:04 AM):
Good grief, is sex the answer to everything?
Wait, never mind. Of course it is.
9) campbell said (on 11/17/06 at 06:07 AM):
Glad to see it is Situation Normal over at Palais Faustusberg
10) will said (on 11/18/06 at 11:59 AM):
Whoa, get a load of the tits on that chick.
11) Jess said (on 11/18/06 at 11:17 PM):
That exchange could have been us, right to the use of the sophisticated term "poopyhead."
The best part, of course, is that it ended with sex! :)
12) ruggerjohnnyd said (on 11/20/06 at 12:53 PM):
Awwww... sweet love!
13) XLibris ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.joelderfner.com/blog/nav-commenters.gif)
said (on 11/21/06 at 09:52 PM):
Wow. That argument can be set to the tune of "Frère Jacques" almost perfectly. You're brilliant!
14) The Searcher said (on 11/22/06 at 09:25 AM):
HI there, we have almost the same blog title....hee hee
15) goblinbox said (on 11/22/06 at 07:57 PM):
Ha. Now tell us more about what a bad little cleaner you are.
16) jupiterjessica said (on 11/26/06 at 10:55 AM):
This is brilliant! LOL
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