November 10, 2006

Yesterday, in east midtown, I actually heard one man say to his companion, “Whoa, get a load of the tits on that chick.”

I have done what I can to ensure that I lead a life sheltered from heterosexuality, but obviously I need to redouble my efforts.

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8 Responses to Yesterday, in east midtown, I actually heard one man say to his

  1. Kieran says:

    Shocking. Disgusting. Repulsive. Don’t you just hate the way they flaunt their sexuality?

  2. Edd says:

    Oh I agree, when straight people say “Why do you have gay pride? We don’t have straight pride!” be sure to remind them that it’s straight pride every day.

  3. Todd says:

    You could totally do the “hey check out the package on that guy” loudly enough to totally embarrass them. If they were hot you might even try to pass it off as flirting.

  4. Chris says:

    yes, straights are fairly repulsive. i try to use the term “slappers” as a pejorative for straights. I find it apt.

  5. anapestic says:

    Really, there’s no need to be so upset: I’m sure that he meant it as a compliment to you, your workout regimen, and your backpack.

  6. Andy says:

    Well, I recently saw a report (sorry, I forget where) that said the “Five Gayest Cities in America” were San Francisco, Boston, Washington, DC, Portland & Seattle. New York’s not even in the top 5. And you’re like, in a borough, dude. Move someplace gayer, like I’m trying to do.

  7. goblinbox says:

    Good Lord, don’t you have an iPod? You really shouldn’t be listening to unscreened persons speaking!

  8. Valerie says:

    Now just imagine you were the chick with the titis and you know you don’t like girls…

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